AJ रोज सकाळी बाथरूम मध्ये

दोन शेजारणी सकाळी एकमेकांशी बोलत असतात,
पहिली- काय ग...तुझा AJ सकाळी बाथरूम मध्ये टाळ्या का वाजवत असतो..???
दुसरी - हो ना..मला पण हल्ली तोच प्रश्न पडतो
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(Aj त्या दोघींचे भाषण ऐकत असतो ---आणि मनात म्हणतो
...आता ह्यांना काय सांगाव...कि मी रोज सकाळी तंबाखू खात असतो ते...

Teacher asking for homewrk to Aj

Teacher 2 Aj-homewrk kyun ni kiya?
Aj-sir,light nahi thi.
Teachr-toh mombatti jala leta.
Aj-sir,maachis ni thi.
Teachr-kyu?
...Aj-puja ghar me rkhi thi.
Teachr-toh le aata.
Aj-nahaya ni tha sir.
Teachr-nahaya kyu ni tha?:-
Aj-paani ni tha sir
teachr-arey,pani kyu ni tha?
Aj-sir motor ni chal ri thi.
Teachr-huh,huh.ab motor ko kya hua?
Aj-sir kitni bar bolu light ni thi....

Aj's urine test

Aj had some health problem and was advised for urine test. In the morning he puts urine in a bottle and kept in the toilet. His wife goes to toilet and by mistake she hits the urine bootle and urine spills. She thought Aj will get angry, she put her urine in that bottle.


After some time Aj takes that bottle to lab and gives for testing. In the evening he Goes to collect the report and Is shocked to see the result showing " He Is Pregnant".
He comes home and shouts at his wife "Tenu Kinni Vari Keha Mere Upar Na Chadhya Kar, Ai Dekh Report, Mein Pregnant Ho Gaya=))


Chutiya Aj

खतरनाक प्रपोज by Aj

खतरनाक प्रपोज by Aj -:D
Aj ने मुलीला मारलेला सगळ्यात खतरनाक Propose.. .
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" तुझं नाव आमच्या Ration Card ला लावायचं आहे "...
:D :D :D

speechless

Aj in The Toilet

Boy inserted A CD named Aj

Once a boy inserted A CD named Aj
into his PC...
Guess wot...

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His PC started Rotating around the CD rom

Dum Maro Dum Aj mix

Dum Maro Dum Aj mix:

Hey, Aj fir dekh raha hai..
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Aaj havaa me udd raha hai, kal hava ko udayega..
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aaj apne maa-baap ko paida kar raha hai, kal apne dada-dadi korega..
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aaj superman ko takkar de raha hai..
Kal uski chaddi khinchega..
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Khinchega ki nahi??
hmn? :P

Akbar was gay

Aftr many yrs of research conclusion out dat Akbar was gay

THE CRAZZY AJ SAYS:

we hav heard
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Laila-Majnu
Heer-Ranjha
Adam-Eve
Soni-Mahivaal
& here wre
AKBAR-BIRBAL

Aj ची लग्नानंतरची पहिली सकाळ

Aj ची  लग्नानंतरची पहिली सकाळ..............

Aj ची बायको : सकाळी सकाळी....अहो...तुम्ही माझ्या अंगावर पानी का ओतले ??
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नवरा : तुझ्या बापाने सांगितले आहे की माझी पोरगी फुलासारखी आहे......
तिला कोमेजुन देऊ नका म्हणून.

Aj's wife lettest Ukhana....

Aj chya Baikocha lettest Ukhana....

Anganat perle potebhar gahu...

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Anganat perle potebhar gahu...

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List ahe mothi kuna-kunache naav gheu??

Ukhana from Aj's wife * * *

One more Dirty Ukhana from Aj's wife:

Disayla Dukkar an Wagayla Gadhav,

Disayla Dukkar an Wagayla Gadhav,

L@Nd ahe Ewadasa an Mala mhane..

Ball Wadhav!

RECESSION. coz of Aj

In 2008, Aj lost his wallet.
And the world went into RECESSION.

Aj's statue of Madame Tussauds

             Aj has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house.

Aj wear sunglasses

Aj wear sunglasses to save the sun from his eyes.

Trailer of Aj's Power

Aj makes coffee by grinding beans with 


his teeth and boiling milk with his anger.

Aj's Munni ko badnam

Aj ne hi Munni ko badnam kiya hai.

who let the dogs out

Aj knows who let the dogs out... hahaha 

Coz of Aj Apple

Part of apple`s logo that is missing was eaten by Aj 

Aj threw an cigarette

Once Aj threw an ignited cigarette up in the sky.




It fell on a planet, which is now known as `SUN`.

Aj's missed calls to Graham Bell

When Graham Bell invented telephone.

He already had 2 missed calls from Aj

chaturrr Aj

Aj manages 2 make mistakes in day

Aj's boss asked him.
How can you possibly manage 


to make so many mistakes in one day?

Aj: I get up very early, Sir.

Aj: finding medicine at Medical Store.

Aj: Doctor, this medicine is not
available at any Medical Store.




Doctor: Oh Sorry, I forgot to write the medicine.




That was my signature.




chutiya aj

Aj's Wife kissed by Ravya

Aj 2Ravya-kal koi meri Gf ko ki$$ 

kar k uske hath me 200rs. de gya

Ravya-juth bolti he,

100rs. hi the

Aj-paise ki baat nhi he,

bas tu us harami ka pata laga!

Such a Crazzy Aj

Aj style to put C*****

Aj- Even after putting cOndOm i got 3 kids..? 

Dr- how do u put it?

Aj- try 2 push it in as much as possible &

rest in front i cut it...!

(Crazy Chutiya Aj)

Aj' and the history

Aj Wadilana..

Pappa He Keshawsut kon hote..?

Aj che Pappa:

KESHAVSUT..

Gadhva

Evdhai thauk nahi tula..

Itihasacha Pustak aan Tuza..

Aata sangto mee.!

(Crazy Aj+Crazy Dad)

Aj's Favourite song

Aj have the Key Of Heaven

Boy- aunty k paio k beech kya hai?

Aj- Swarg

Boy- aur apke?

Aj - Swarg k taale ki chabi.

Boy- to plz taala badal do,

poore mohalle k paas duplicate chabi hai. .

such a crazzy Aj

Aj killed a terrorist in Pakistan

Aj killed a terrorist in Pakistan `via Bluetooth`.

Aj's cycle's accident with train

Headlines of Today:
Ek train cycle ki chapet mein aayi, train mein sawar sabhi log mare gaye.
Cyclist, AJ Faraar!

Aj doesn't shave.

Aj doesn't shave.

He just looks in the mirror and hair dares to grow.

Aj enters BIGG BOSS 5.

Aj enters BIGG BOSS 5.
Next day.

Aj chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!

Because of Aj Misbah-Ul-Haq

A boy broke the window of Aj's house while playing cricket.

Aj warned the boy to play slowly.

The boy is now known as Misbah-Ul-Haq.

Aj Exam Time

Aj Went To A Hotel

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Ordered food.

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eat it.

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paid..

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& went back home

no jokes

Exam time

be serious.....

Thanks for stay with us. . hahaha

Aj' finding the sachya's bike

Aj Runs in 2 sachya's house n shouts 2 him :

"SOMEONE HAS STOLEN UR BIKE"

sachya : Did you see who did it ?

aj : "NO BUT I NOTED THE REGISTRATION NUMBER"

Such a Crazzy Aj

prediction of Aj's wife

pandit Aj ki maa se: bahu ke 3 abortion honge,

baad me apko pota honga. . .

bahu: Aap jashn ki tayari shuru karo,

3 abortion to maine college me hi kar liye hai !!!!

Aj as a umpire in ODI Ind Vs Pak

Aj as a umpire in ODI Ind Vs Pak

Jab aj bolta hai toh achhe achho ki

fat jaati haiii ******

Aj Brrrr

Coca cola pine ke baad..

Aj 2 gfriend : jaan kuch karne ka mann kar aha hai.

gfriend (sharmate hue): karona....

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brrrrrrrrrrr

(crazzzy aj)

Aj saans le raha tha...

Aj saans le raha tha...




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kyun ab Aj kya saans bhi nahi le sakta..!

Aj's new Scooty

Sachya Aj se-yar ye scooty kaha se laye

Aj-1Ladki mujhe scooty pr bitha kr jangal me le gai,

or apne kapade utar kr boli jo chahe so le lo..

mai kapado ka kaya krta,

isliye scooty le Aaya!

(such a Chutiya Aj)

Pregnant Aj's Wife

Aj's Wife- 1 baat bolu maarna mat.!

Aj- Bolo!

Wife- Mai Pregnant hu.!

Aj- Ye to khushi ki baat hai.

Wife- College life me 1baar Papa ko bataya tha,

to bahut maar padi thi..

(Chutiya Aj)

underwear ki guaranty

Aj-iss underwear ki kya guaranty hai.

Shpkpr-101 takka Garanty....

Isse pehankar 12v manzil se kood jao,

GAND phat jaegi ye nai phatega.

(Crazy Aj)

Aj ki Saali

Aj 2 Wife-Darling ye panty kiski sukhne dali hai?

Wife-mere bahan ki hai.

Aj-kamaal hai!

Pahne hue to kabi nahi dekha?

(Crazy Aj)

Aj ko Paise udane ki Aadat hai

Aj-Bhai, Rs.1 ka Rchrge krdo.

Shpkpr-Itna sa Rchrge krwa k call krni he ya sms?

Aj-Krna to kuch b nhi he!

Bs muze yuhi Paise udane ki Aadat hai..!

(Crazy Aj)

Aj fears fish

After eating fish, AJ doesn't drink water.

Why?

Bcoz he fears that fish will start swimming in his stomach.

(Crazy Aj)

Aj ki Wife ko dekh kar

Wife-wo Aadmi mujhe dekh k hans raha he..

Aj-jarur hasega, jb maine b tumhari shakal

pehli baar dekhi thi to mai b 3din tak apni hansi nhi rok paya tha!!

(Crazy Aj)

Aj @ kolhapur Station

Aj @ kolhapur Station- Pauvne 12 vajechi train kadhi yenar?

St.Mstr- 12la 15min kami astana.

Aj- chya mayla darRoj time change karta,

kaal tar 11:45 aala hoti.!

(Crazy Aj)