AJ रोज सकाळी बाथरूम मध्ये

दोन शेजारणी सकाळी एकमेकांशी बोलत असतात,
पहिली- काय ग...तुझा AJ सकाळी बाथरूम मध्ये टाळ्या का वाजवत असतो..???
दुसरी - हो ना..मला पण हल्ली तोच प्रश्न पडतो
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(Aj त्या दोघींचे भाषण ऐकत असतो ---आणि मनात म्हणतो
...आता ह्यांना काय सांगाव...कि मी रोज सकाळी तंबाखू खात असतो ते...

Teacher asking for homewrk to Aj

Teacher 2 Aj-homewrk kyun ni kiya?
Aj-sir,light nahi thi.
Teachr-toh mombatti jala leta.
Aj-sir,maachis ni thi.
Teachr-kyu?
...Aj-puja ghar me rkhi thi.
Teachr-toh le aata.
Aj-nahaya ni tha sir.
Teachr-nahaya kyu ni tha?:-
Aj-paani ni tha sir
teachr-arey,pani kyu ni tha?
Aj-sir motor ni chal ri thi.
Teachr-huh,huh.ab motor ko kya hua?
Aj-sir kitni bar bolu light ni thi....

Aj's urine test

Aj had some health problem and was advised for urine test. In the morning he puts urine in a bottle and kept in the toilet. His wife goes to toilet and by mistake she hits the urine bootle and urine spills. She thought Aj will get angry, she put her urine in that bottle.


After some time Aj takes that bottle to lab and gives for testing. In the evening he Goes to collect the report and Is shocked to see the result showing " He Is Pregnant".
He comes home and shouts at his wife "Tenu Kinni Vari Keha Mere Upar Na Chadhya Kar, Ai Dekh Report, Mein Pregnant Ho Gaya=))


Chutiya Aj

खतरनाक प्रपोज by Aj

खतरनाक प्रपोज by Aj -:D
Aj ने मुलीला मारलेला सगळ्यात खतरनाक Propose.. .
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" तुझं नाव आमच्या Ration Card ला लावायचं आहे "...
:D :D :D

speechless

Aj in The Toilet

Boy inserted A CD named Aj

Once a boy inserted A CD named Aj
into his PC...
Guess wot...

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His PC started Rotating around the CD rom